fumbling to make contact
megandear:

brokentripod shared this with me on Facebook. I’m dying!

megandear:

brokentripod shared this with me on Facebook. I’m dying!

gorelocks:

i’m breaking out into a fucking fever over this person roleplaying an infant found by tony stark on twitter 

gorelocks:

i’m breaking out into a fucking fever over this person roleplaying an infant found by tony stark on twitter 

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

unfollower:

i love 2005 quizilla 

unfollower:

i love 2005 quizilla 

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

hopeydopey526:

nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

hahahah

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

neofriend:

teamneopia:

Oh man, not the baby pictures. So embarrassing.

You are embarassing